So You Think You Know Florida?

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Florida Unwritten isn’t just about stories—it’s about where they come from.

We explore the heritage, history, and heart of a state that’s wild, wise, and full of tales worth telling. Some are true, some are tall, and some wear flip-flops.

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The Shocking Truth: Why Florida is the Lightning Capital of the United States

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Gators, Grass, and the Glorious Fight to Save a Swamp

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Butterflies of Florida: the State’s Winged Wonders

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Big Bad Rewritten: A Wolf’s Redemption

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Why the Chickens in Key West Think They Own the Place: A Poultry Paradise Unpacked

Why I Tell These Stories

I tell these stories because Florida’s history isn’t just in textbooks—it’s in gas stations, church potlucks, and the way folks talk about the past like it’s still happening. If we don’t write it down, we lose the flavor. Florida Unwritten keeps it fresh, funny, and rooted.

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The Stories

Florida's Waiting

Step Into The Stories Florida's Waiting

Questions, stories, or just want to say hey?

From moonshine mishaps to porch-swing ponderings, I’m all ears. Whether it’s a tip, a tale, or a typo—drop me a line and let’s keep Florida weird (in the best way).

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